WAIT. NO. WAIT. SERIOUSLY. I’M NOT DONE WITH THE LAST EDITION.
Seriously. My stereotypically American superiority complex is weekly destroyed by my inability to finish an Economist before the next one is out. Thus, I must rectifiy the issue.
STOP BEING SO GOOD AT YOUR JOB. Readers everywhere would appreciate it if you would stop making us feel inferior. I mean, we are a pretty intelligent lot…and a weekly serving of humble pie is a little much, don’t you think?
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Tomorrow’s cover today: getting rid of Bashar Assad requires a united opposition, the creation of a safe haven and Western resolve.